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We’d show up and they’d be like, “Hey, there’s your whale, can you get it off my beach?” But I’d have to say: “Well, actually it’s not my beach, not my whale, this is our whale, it’s your beach.”

He’s the Guy You Call When You Need to Bury a Whale

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